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White t-shirt with pig graphic, text saying ABSOLUTELY NO KINGS. Democracy T-Shirt Unisex Gift

Animal Farm Friendly and Defiant "Absolutely No Kings" V III Piggy T-Shirt, Gift

$22.99Price

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No Gods, No Masters, No Golfing Tyrants. Introducing the third addition to our, “Absolutely No Kings” series, spurned by Trump’s latest executive orders, making him the only one who can interpret the law, making him King. This shirt isn’t just cloth, it’s a middle finger stitched in 100% ethically made 100% domestic cotton.

The “Absolutely No Kings, Fuck Trump” tee is for those who know democracy doesn’t mean bowing to orange-tinted oligarchs, gilded thrones, or red-hatted cults of personality, or pigs. Garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in “I’ve been in the streets” look, this shirt feels like an old comrade and holds up like a barricade. The print is bold, the message loud: no more billionaires in gold toilets pretending to be revolutionaries or wannabe dictators. Whether you’re organizing mutual aid or just refusing to salute the next pretend emperor, this is your battle armor.

Designed for anarchists, rebels, and anyone who spits on fascists, dyed for that faded, militant nostalgia, printed for activists of every description, but not for fascists nor profit margins. Pair it with a Molotov of moral clarity and some righteous rage. Wear it to offend the bootlickers. Wear it to honor the resistance. Just don’t wear it quietly.

Smash the oligarch Kleptocracy state, not your style. Get yours today!

 

 

Product features:
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit, only in beige for clarity
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and improves appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a unique, soft texture and color.
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton.

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean




EU representative: Rose & Bone General Store, rosesbonesmerc@gmail.com.com, 16409 SE Division Street, Ste 216 PMB 1053, Portland, OR, 97236, US

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean

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