Classic "Adults Only Vintage Excessive" Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, Adult Fun Gift

Playful, naughty, and soaked in retro charm, our black Adults Only Vintage Excessive Tee is here for the grown-ups who don’t take themselves too seriously. Inspired by classic mid-century signage and pulp-magazine sass, this design winks at nostalgia while keeping the humor deliciously unrefined.
Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel, it wears like a well-kept secret and reads like an inside joke. Perfect for date nights, house parties, weekend mischief, or anyone who appreciates a little grown-up indulgence with a vintage twist.
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a laid-back vintage vibe to everyday wear. Soft, garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from day one, while the relaxed fit and tubular construction keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. The oval, retro-inspired graphic reads with warm, muted tones that settle naturally into the fabric — like a worn patch from road trips and late-night conversations. Wear it with faded jeans, layered under a flannel, or tossed on after a long weekend; it slips effortlessly into slow, easy days and evenings among friends. Thoughtful details — from double-needle seams to a sewn-in label — make this shirt feel cared for, built to last and made to age with you.
For consenting adults with a sense of humor... and a taste for the excessively fun side of life.


Product features
- Available S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for precise fit
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton; heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² for durability
- Garment-dyed finish for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, seam-free knit with double-needle stitching for a cleaner look and lasting construction
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean


EU representative: Rose & Bone General Store, rosesbonesmerc@gmail.com.com, 16409 SE Division Street, Ste 216 PMB 1053, Portland, OR, 97236, US
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean