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Cynically Patriotic "Because Freedumb" Unisex Garment-Dyed Cotton T-Shirt, Gift

$33.35Price

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Wave the flag, roll your eyes, and let the irony provide the laughter. Wrap yourself in star-spangled sarcasm. Patriotism weaponized, irony crystallized. “Because Freedumb” isn’t a slogan—it’s a mirror held up to the empire, stitched into soft, heavyweight cotton.

 

This 100% domestically grown garment-dyed cotton T-shirt serves up vintage softness with a side of biting social commentary, ethically made to be ethically consistent. Perfect for anyone who loves their country but questions the circus unfolding from DC daily, and the ignorance defending it; not to mention the authoritarianism rolling across the nation.

 

Land of the free, home of the brave… excuses. Wear it, smirk, and let the shirt do the talking while tanks roll through American cities and eagles cry in the distance. Get yours while they are still legal.

 

 

 

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
- Garment-dyed for a unique color and soft texture
- Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean

 

 

 

 

EU representative: Rose & Bone General Store, rosesbonesmerc@gmail.com.com, 16409 SE Division Street, Ste 216 PMB 1053, Portland, OR, 97236, US

 

 

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean

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