Gulf of Mexico Smiling Swordfish Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Introducing our latest addition to our Gulf of Mexico line, our Smiling Swordfish Gulf of Mexico Hoodie. This isn’t just a sweatshirt, it’s a grinning middle finger to the historic revision and outright racism intended in Trump’s executive order to change the Gulf of Mexico’s centuries old name. The smiling swordfish isn’t smiling because things are fine, it’s smiling because it knows something many don’t know: resilience runs deeper than oil spills, over fishing, and political theater.
Washed in vintage Gulf Coast sun and dyed in rebellion, this ethically made cotton/poly blend hoodie is built for those who remember what the Gulf used to be like before it was auctioned off to the highest bidder. It’s for the ones who know ecosystems don’t have lobbyists, but they do have defenders. And it’s for those who will never accept the historic revision from a wannabe dictator who doesn’t care about the Gulf of Mexico or anybody else but himself. Unisex, unapologetic, and soaked in saltwater attitude, this shirt is for the wild-hearted who won’t shut up, sit down, or sell out.
This hoodie exudes an easygoing vibe, making it the ideal choice for everyday life, whether you’re out fishing, kicking it at a favorite beach bar, or doing your daily errands, this sweatshirt is warm and comfort with a subtle message. It's a great gift for ocean enthusiasts, political and environmental activists, or anyone who appreciates facts, history, and reality. Wearing this hoodie isn’t just a good-looking practical choice, it’s taking a stand against racism and ridiculous political theater; while standing up for clean oceans, honest leadership, and a sustainable future.
The world is watching, and it sure as hell isn’t going to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to please an old cranky racist sociopath with a fragile ego. Remind the conservatives you encounter we haven’t forgotten; remind them we’re not done fighting. Get yours while they are legal!


Product features
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit with classic silhouette
- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly; color-specific blends)
- OEKO‑TEX Standard 100 and socially conscious manufacturing certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean


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Product information: Gildan SF500, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean