Weathered Gulf of Mexico Jumping Marlin Unisex Garment-Dyed Cotton T-shirt

$29.99

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Here's Insurgent Apparel's variation to our Gulf of Mexico line's smiling Swordfish, introducing our retro Marlin fishing shirt. With a classic old design that shouldn't be revolutionary at all, this shirt brings it effortlessly. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a grinning middle finger to the historic revision and outright racism intended in Trump’s executive order to change the Gulf of Mexico’s centuries old name. The jumping marlin isn't jumping out of pleasure, but because it knows resilience runs deeper than oil spills, over fishing, and political theater.

Washed in vintage Gulf Coast sun and dyed in rebellion, this ethically made garment-dyed 100% cotton shirt is built for those who remember what the Gulf used to be like before it was auctioned off to the highest bidder. It’s for the ones who know ecosystems don’t have lobbyists, but they do have defenders. And it’s for those who will never accept the historic revision from a wannabe dictator who doesn’t care about the Gulf of Mexico or anybody else but himself. Unisex, unapologetic, and soaked in saltwater attitude, this shirt is for the wild-hearted who won’t shut up, sit down, or sell out.

This Tee exudes an easygoing vibe, making it the ideal choice for everyday life, whether you’re out fishing, kicking it at a favorite beach bar, or doing your daily errands, this shirt is comfort with a subtle message. It's a great gift for ocean enthusiasts, political and environmental activists, or anyone who appreciates facts, history, and reality. Wearing this shirt isn’t just a fashion choice, it’s taking a stand against racism and ridiculous political theater; while standing up for clean oceans, honest leadership, and a sustainable future.

The world is watching, and it sure as hell isn’t going to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to please an old cranky racist sociopath with a fragile ego. Remind the fragile conservatives you encounter we haven’t forgotten, remind them we’re not done fighting. Get yours today!

Product features:

- Available in sizes M to 3XL for a perfect fit, available in 11 vibrant colors

- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting quality.

- Garment-dyed for a unique, soft color and texture.

- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort.

- Pre-shrunk fabric guarantees a consistent fit.

Care instructions:

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dry-clean